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<td><h1><font FACE="courier"
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TO MY HOME PAGE!</font></h1></td>
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<b><font SIZE=6
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<h2><font
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The Best Poetry I <em><b>NEVER</b></em> Wrote</font></h2>
<li>'There Once
Was A Man From Nantucket' - <font
FACE="'comic sans ms', fantasy"
COLOR="#ffff00">Anonymous</font></li>
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<font FACE="'comic
sans ms', fantasy" COLOR="#ffff00">Harry
B. Foot</font></li>
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'A Toast To My Toaster' -
<font
FACE="'comic sans ms', fantasy"
COLOR="#ffff00">Me!</font></i></font></li>
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